#My2k Limerick
#My2k Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane Obama’s new hashtag is meant 2 help middle class taxpayers vent Via tweets 2 demand That their tax hike is banned: #My2k’s needed 4 rent. (You can find the story...
View ArticleHillary Clinton Joins Twitter (Limerick)
Hillary Clinton Joins Twitter (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane @HillaryClinton is here Right on Twitter, so give her a cheer. Both witty & classy, Supremely bad-assy And fearless – a gal without...
View ArticleTrump To The Rescue (Limerick)
Headline of the Day: “Donald Trump Will Live-Tweet CNN’s Democratic Debate.” Will the Dem debate generate heat? Will someone go down in defeat? Well if points aren’t scored, And you start to get bored,...
View ArticleLimerick Ode To Sniveling Donald
Pre-election, The Donald went wild With tweets that were petty and riled. Since he won, there’s no sign Of a whine-rate decline. Face the facts: We’ve elected a child.
View ArticleFor Donald, Pettiness Trumps All (Limerick)
It seems likely that Trump’s fact-free, market-skewing anti-Boeing tweet was spurred by yet another petty vendetta. (How dare Boeing’s CEO criticize Trump’s anti-China bluster!) Donald tweets without...
View ArticleOpen Limerick To Donald Trump (2-Verse)
Dear Donald: Stop bragging and gloating And mischaracterizing the voting. Show some dignity. Preening And boasting’s demeaning. And so is your crude self-promoting. You have pulled off remarkable...
View ArticleTrump On Exhibit (Limerick)
Trump exhibits his madness with ease, Via speeches and tweet-tantrum sprees. Donald’s saneness is wee And he’s vain as can be. It’s as plain as his gold Trump marquees.
View ArticleSo Much For That Pivot (3-Verse Limerick)
At his speech Tuesday night, Trump seemed sane. His proposals still sucked, but his brain And behavior looked stable. (Less time watching cable?) Fawning pundits were ably inane: Trump’s “pivot” was...
View ArticleOpen Limerick To Donald Trump
Dear Donald, the news isn’t fiction. So enough with your “made up” depiction! It’s your tweets that are fake; You’re a bum, liar, snake! How I ache for your fel’ny conviction.
View ArticleRoger Stone’s Bitter About Twitter (Limerick)
Why did Twitter suspend Roger Stone? He sent tweets Twitter cannot condone. Seems it’s wrong to abuse Those who bring us the news; Can’t spew shit-laden threats via phone. ***** New Republican Slogan:...
View ArticleOur Tweeter-In-Chief (Limerick)
I must learn to ignore Donald’s tweets; For the most part, they’re mean, lie-filled bleats. But his posts are addicting; Soon statements conflicting Will spew, as the cycle repeats.
View ArticleLimerick Ode To An Internet Troll
Headline: “Donald Trump, Internet troll” Is the Donald an Internet troll? He’s embraced a provocative role Via lump-of-coal tweets Filled with lies, memes, and bleats That betray the huge hole in his...
View ArticleDonald’s High Anxiety (Limerick)
The Donald seems anxious today; His tweets appear frantic. They bray About Mueller in ways That suggests a deep craze… As the hunter locks on to his prey.
View ArticleLimerick Ode To The Horn-Blower in Chief (Limerick)
Trump Tweet: “As I have stated strongly before, and just to reiterate, if Turkey does anything that I, in my great and unmatched wisdom, consider to be off limits, I will totally destroy and obliterate...
View ArticleManic Donald (Limerick)
Headline: “Trump’s Tweeting Even More Erratic Than Usual” Donald Trump sits atop of the Feds And behaves like a madman on meds. His tweets appear manic, Galvanic, Satanic. Can I panic at “Off with...
View ArticleLiars Flee “Censorship” (Limerick)
NY Times Headline: “Fact-Checked on Facebook and Twitter, Conservatives Switch Their Apps “Since the election, millions have migrated to alternative social media and media sites like Parler, Rumble and...
View ArticleWill It Never End? (Limerick)
Enduring Trump’s reign has been hard; Our nation’s been tainted and scarred. So this question’s arisen: Is tweeting in prison Permitted? Please tell me it’s barred!
View ArticleBanned At Last (Limerick)
Donald Trump has been banished from Twitter, And Donald’s undoubtedly bitter. His corrupt tweet decorum Has cost him this forum. Now how’ll he pass time on the shitter?
View ArticleBanished and Bereft (Limerick)
Donald Trump doesn’t “get” the to-do; So WHAT if he triggered a coup! But he’s run out of luck And for once he can’t duck The backlash from acts he should rue. Donald Trump, who’s a bully full-blown,...
View ArticleElon’s Musky Madness (Limerick)
There’s a new Social Media threat Making fans of democracy fret: Under Musk, Trumpy lies And misinfo will rise; A calamitous “Net” blow — net-net.
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